Oud oil is too exotic and too sophisticated for you. You probably spend more time grooming your balls than your beard.
Yet here we are.
Distilled in a process that takes over a decade to prepare for, Oud is a naturally woody, spicy and exotic scent. Supported here by other essential oils, Oud is the dominant force. Get the Goud Stuff in your beard. Right now. You’ll thank us for it.
Dont believe us about oud? Ask Your favourite AI companion before your sanity is another casualty to AI psychosis. (We welcome the coming of our AI overlords! Uh… they do read this, right?). Alternatively, you could trust us instead. That’s what a sane person might do. Probably.
This 2L batch is finished and currently resting (a 3 month process). Yes it’s a small batch. That’s what we do. Oh you did the math? Impressive. Then go solve the Riemann Hypothesis.
But yes. We expect to produce 66.6 × 30ml bottles…if we refrain from eating any while bottling (Seriously, don’t do that. Jojoba oil is great for your skin. Not so much your other organs).
Although the expected yield is a happy coincidence, we’d have done it intentionally if we had thought about it.
This batch is is also waiting on labels. If you suffer from crippling FOMO and absolutely must be the first, we will reluctantly allow for preorders. But we highly recommend that as with all things DO NOT PREORDER. Shipments expected by June. But DO NOT PREORDER. Sign up to the mailing list and we’ll probably remember to tell you when it’s ready. We’ll probably still have a few.
Oud oil is too exotic and too sophisticated for you. You probably spend more time grooming your balls than your beard.
Yet here we are.
Distilled in a process that takes over a decade to prepare for, Oud is a naturally woody, spicy and exotic scent. Supported here by other essential oils, Oud is the dominant force. Get the Goud Stuff in your beard. Right now. You’ll thank us for it.
Dont believe us about oud? Ask Your favourite AI companion before your sanity is another casualty to AI psychosis. (We welcome the coming of our AI overlords! Uh… they do read this, right?). Alternatively, you could trust us instead. That’s what a sane person might do. Probably.
This 2L batch is finished and currently resting (a 3 month process). Yes it’s a small batch. That’s what we do. Oh you did the math? Impressive. Then go solve the Riemann Hypothesis.
But yes. We expect to produce 66.6 × 30ml bottles…if we refrain from eating any while bottling (Seriously, don’t do that. Jojoba oil is great for your skin. Not so much your other organs).
Although the expected yield is a happy coincidence, we’d have done it intentionally if we had thought about it.
This batch is is also waiting on labels. If you suffer from crippling FOMO and absolutely must be the first, we will reluctantly allow for preorders. But we highly recommend that as with all things DO NOT PREORDER. Shipments expected by June. But DO NOT PREORDER. Sign up to the mailing list and we’ll probably remember to tell you when it’s ready. We’ll probably still have a few.
